DOOR PRIZES / words by Chris Walla

This film is projecting a million frames a second, and you’re electing to keep your eyes shut tight. You must be belated. You’re waiting for someone you never even knew you hated.

This repetition is unhealthy for anyone in your condition. And what you say - so what?

I’ll bet you’re a genius. I bet you’re the world famous child of famous experts. Door prizes to anyone who knows, correct, first. Do you know, correct, first?

Laid out like a lab rat, you found the key that was stuck under the doormat, but when you tried to unlock…

You must be a genius. I bet you’re the famous, famous child of famous experts. Door prizes to anyone who knows the numbers, first. Do you know the numbers, first? Do you know the numbers?

Three - five - oh - one - two - five - go.